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He waits patiently at the square to meet a friend, and notices a gang of teenagers settling next to him. They gather to sit conspicuously on the steps to display their bikes to the unenlightened masses. They discuss pitchfork reviews, Parliament cigarettes, and rare prints they bought on Record Store day. After being subjected to 5 minutes of the everyday minutia of the modern hipster, he thinks to himself “This is a really pretentious Jersey barrier.”