Ivo is a funny guy. How well do you think you know him? Take this quiz, count your points, and find out. You get one point per right answer. Your starting points equal zero. No cheating.
Question 1: What is Ivo’s favorite animal?
- Funny monke
- Blue whale
- Crocodile
- Penguin
- Chimpanzee
Answer:
Monke. If you chose chimpanzee, you fail the test. Get out.
Question 2: Does Ivo pour milk or cereal first?
- Milk
- Cereal
- Water
- Neither
Answer:
Neither. Ivo eats the cereal separated from the milk.
Question 3: What place does Ivo study at?
- Cambridge
- Massachusetts Institute of Technology
- École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne
- Eidgenossische Technische Hochschule
- Nowhere. He’s a bum.
Answer:
ETH, of course. Have you seen this website’s domain?
Question 4: What is Ivo’s favorite book?
- Dune by Frank Herbert
- Der Zauberberg (The Magic Mountain) by Thomas Mann
- Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore Kaczynski
- Wash Your Penis by Jordan Peterson
- The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
Answer:
Tricky question — not even Ivo himself knows the answer. If you chose either Der Zauberberg or The Way of Kings, then you get a point.
Question 5: Which of the following television series does Ivo consider to be peak fiction?
- One Piece
- Better Call Saul
- Attack on Titan
- Arcane
- The Boys
Answer:
All series above are peak. But Arcane is peaker than others.
Question 6: What is Ivo’s favorite drink?
- Water
- Milk
- Tea
- Cola
- The blood and tears of his enemies
Answer:
It’s definitely tea.
Question 7: What is Ivo’s favorite video game?
- Minecraft
- Fallout: New Veags
- Undertale
- Doki Doki Literature Club
- Half-Life 3
Answer:
Even though Ivo wishes Valve had made a Half-Life 3, also even though he loves all other existing games equally, Doki Doki Literature Club is his favorite. He will not elaborate further.
Question 7: Which of the following Myers–Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) personalities matches Ivo’s?
- ESFJ
- INTP
- ENTP
- INFP
- ESTJ
Answer:
It’s INTP. Couldn’t you tell based on Ivo’s writings?
Question 9: Why does Ivo have a scar on his nose bridge?
- He got in a knife fight in London.
- He walked into a Pole.
- He tripped and tried to kiss a chair.
- A bullet broke a mirror and the glass shards cut his skin.
- It was a parting gift from Blackbeard from that time they fought the Paramount War in Marineford.
Answer:
I know, I know, you thought Ivo fought Blackbeard, one of the legendary Four Emperors of the New World. But unfortunately, the answer is much more lame. When Ivo was a little dumbass child, he was running in his grandparents’ house. The lights were dark, he tripped, butt-headed a chair or drawer or whatever, and that’s it.
Question 10: Who is indisputably the most important person in the universe: He who created this blog, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
- Ivo the Great
- Ivo the Best
- Ivo the Amazing
- Ivo the Cool
- Ivo the Awesome
Answer:
All of the above. It’s Ivo. Ivo the Great. Ivo the Best. Ivo the Amazing. Ivo the Cool. Ivo the Awesome.
It’s Ivo. Just Ivo.
Just Ivo.
Results:
Now take your points and see how well you did?
- 1 & 2 Points: You don’t know anything at all. Go read Ivo’s autobiography.
- 3 & 4 Points: You still don’t know enough. Go read Ivo’s About Myself page.
- 5 & 6 Points: You know Ivo fairly well, but still not enough.
- 7 & 8 Points: You must be Ivo’s friend, given how well you know him.
- 9 & 10 Points: You must be Ivo himself.
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